The Wild Rumpus

Parenting and family, served with a shot of vodka

My Daughter is a Tomato Thief

About a month ago, my five-year-old son started kindergarten. It was a gut-wrenching first week, more so for me than him. But once I got done crying over how my … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · 4 Comments

Annabelle? Hell No. Dora? Bienvenidos!

If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably soiled yourself after being assaulted by previews for the upcoming horror flick, “Annabelle.” Haunted dolls? Aw, hell to the no. Plus, the particular … Continue reading

September 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Field Trip Jitters

About two and a half weeks ago, my son started kindergarten. Other than being really tired and ready to eat 14 pounds of snacks after long school days, he’s adjusting … Continue reading

September 19, 2014 · 2 Comments

Why I Love Pete the Cat

One of the best things about having young kids has been discovering the book character, Pete the Cat. He’s a laid-back, black feline who likes to surf, uses the word … Continue reading

September 15, 2014 · 8 Comments

Toys That Need Batteries Replaced: A Haiku

Damn, Cookie Monster. Your random yelling just scared the shit out of me.

September 12, 2014 · 1 Comment

Frozen: A Haiku

Sweet and innocent Until those damn songs are trapped In your head for days.

September 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

First Steps to Independence

September 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

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