The Wild Rumpus

Parenting and family, served with a shot of vodka

Party Girl

Part of the reason I haven’t written in so long is because I don’t have time to craft a post I like. And then when I don’t blog forever, it … Continue reading

January 2, 2016 · 2 Comments

When Four Steps Is Too Far To Walk, You May Receive This Haiku On Your Windshield

Note: I’m kind of slammed this week, so this is a Throwback Thursday post, with an update at the end. SUMMARY HAIKU: Hey, the cart corral is right there. Are … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tantrums: A Haiku

Blood-curdling screaming, A product of being two, Takes years off my life

October 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Toys That Need Batteries Replaced: A Haiku

Damn, Cookie Monster. Your random yelling just scared the shit out of me.

September 12, 2014 · 1 Comment

Frozen: A Haiku

Sweet and innocent Until those damn songs are trapped In your head for days.

September 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

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